Ok this is what went down....Last night Collyn and I were just simply laying on the couch watching "Law and Order" when she fell asleep causing me to fall asleep soon after. Well I had only been asleep for I'd say ten minutes, but in this short time span I had one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had...Follow me on this...
Dream Intro:
I walk into the room, there is some kind of persian rug on the floor and I notice that I can't walk for shit! I am swaying all over the place, taking two steps forward and swaying three steps back...My god I am either really drunk or something is terribly wrong! Whats that? That sound thats booming? Oh good, its loud music and there are people talking and dancing all around...Good! That means I am simply drunk. I sway off to the side and thats when I notice them.
There they are....sitting on the carpet, shiney and all strung up. I can see the reels and everything. There are a lot of hooks on the lines...Much like a croppy jig full of treble hooks (the 3 prong kind). I sway around badly, thinking to myself "Damn don't fall on those bad boys!" Whilst thinking this I do a very WC Fields move and sway over them about to fall and then sway back, safe again! "Why are there fishing rods on the floor of a party? And why does no one notice them or me swaying all over?"
There must have been around ten rods and reels sitting there, hungrily waiting for some poor soul to fall on them...and that poor soul was me!!! So I sway once again over the rods and this time I fall face first on to them, and what do I do? I stick out my hands to break my fall only to have about seven hooks go into various parts of my hands. As I stand up I think to myself, "I gotta survey the damage...let me see." So as I raise up from this fallen state a bunch of the rods and reels follow in tow. I raise my hands up towards my face to see hooks in my fingertips, my palms, my knuckles, just in every sensitive spot on your hands.
"Someone help me!" I yell as still everyone is oblivious to my unfolding saga....."Quick think lik McGuyver and use your keys as pliers and remove these foul beasts!" is what ran through my head. So using my keys I pull barb after bard out of my flesh, screaming in agony, and still no one notices. What the hell is going on??
After removing all the hooks from my hands I drunkenly scream out "Who the hell brings fishing rods to a party?" to which no one replys...So I grab these rods and reels and fire them over a random fence that was inside this house...yeah I know what the hell is a fence doing inside a house, but hey, what the hell were hooks doing in my fingers right?
No sooner than I throw the rods over this fence I am awoken by the ending credits music for Law and Order. Thats right folks...This crazy ass dream took place in the time it took for me to watch 80% of Law and Order and then fall asleep just long enough to miss the final verdict and then be awoken by the credit music.....
What the heck does this dream mean? I welcome any and all "Dream Conclusion" comments and also storys of your own crazy ass dreams.
